So I just went to Petco to buy cat food for my cat and I came out with dog treat samples as well because the cashier was nice and possibly flirting with me. Well, my family’s dogs get treats next time I visit.
My housemate said something was bullcookies.
This morning in the school library someone’s device clearly got out of control (headphones popped out? phone went off? I don’t know). I heard loud rap music. I could only make out “sex drug”.
And there was a gamer behind me. Clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclick is such a soothing sound. I miss home sometimes.
Fine. I’m probably a morning person. There are things I will give up on at midnight that will get done in 30-40 minutes the next morning.
Who am I? What is this?
Even though it rained 5 minutes after I cleaned my windshield at the gas station last night, I have no regrets. Only a torrential downpour can eradicate the film of pollen on my car.
It’s annoying, but I’m also proud of my car for working.
Please do not take this as an opportunity to be ironic. I will not find it funny.
My coworkers asked me if I was a Pokemon trainer. Apparently I am, so am I supposed to say weird things and get into battles with people now outside work? (At work I guess I’m some sort of NPC?)
(You’re an NPB major and taking things too seriously when you keep typing NPB instead of NPC… )
I suppose you all must call me something like Scientist Alyssa or Trainer Alyssa or Scientist MBP or Printer James (I’m in the Copy & Print Depot and Copier James would probably require me to have all Dittos or something or that one attack on all my Pokemon and I’m not sure about that).
I haven’t even played a Pokemon game in like a year. Maybe 2 years.
I’m taking a graphic design for engineers class. Andrea, be very very sad. That’s my living room…
I am sad. Or frustrated, at least. You never practice (that I know of) and still you are so good! Not fair Alyssa - NOT FAIR. I demand more art skills! The universe must rectify this wrong! *sulks*
You should’ve seen Kristen witness me draw the exterior of our apartment building. Trust me, no wrongs need rectifying. I drew the whole thing with a ruler in order to avoid the horror of attempt #1 (isometric view with freaky turny stairs? what made me think that would be doable?)
Also, stare at plants for an entire semester with instructions to draw them so that YOU can understand what’s going on and take calc 3 which is basically math in 3D which you must represent with simple 3D drawings based on MATH. Frankly all of calculus has some drawing. You learn by standing and rotating until you understand the shape, and then you attempt to capture that while wondering if it’d be easier to invent something to do it for you…
I digress. Point is I have practiced a bit over the years, so if it appears I don’t completely suck that’s why. You’re still a better artist than me. Don’t even think for a second I’m better than you. It just ain’t true.
New item of clothing 2/4.
You’d better not have thought it was either the necklace or the skirt. I’ve had each for over a year. The new item is not a shirt; it’s a body suit.
Hear me out: don’t you hate when your shirt doesn’t stay tucked in? That’s exactly why I got this. It’s like a white cotton swimsuit with crotch snaps. (I have to ruin everything.)
My friend Claudia brought me 2 cream puffs because she wanted to share. Such a sweetheart! I was already happy to see my last textbook in my mailbox. Now I’m feeling awesome.